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So I’m doing 60 Minutes tonight. Hopefully they show all the good stuff from the past two years. Honestly, it’s been a whole journey. The first term? Incredible. Very on-brand.

If the Senate gets on board, we can totally manifest some unbelievable things. Let’s just keep the energy positive.

Well, I’ll be on 60 Minutes tonight, if anybody’s interested. I sure hope they show some of the good things we’ve done these past two years.

I don’t like to brag, but the first term went pretty darn well too. And if the folks in the Senate could lend a hand, why, we could get a whole lot done. No pressure.

Somebody’s threatening donors? Okay. In New York, you get a threatening letter, you call a lawyer, you call the cops, and maybe you call your cousin. You don’t mail it to the President. He’s busy.

Also, “sleazebags”? Pal, around here that’s what we call the guy who takes up two seats on the subway. Let the courts sort it out.

Well, if somebody’s sending ugly letters, that’s just bad manners, and we don’t hold with bad manners. Take it to the sheriff, honey.

But calling folks sleazebags and hollering “jail” before anybody’s had their day in court? My mama would’ve said that’s no way to talk. President or not.

Well, I’ve offered the press secretary job to Dana White, a real fighter, a warrior. And I’ve asked him to bring a few champions along, some of them not from around here, because we need folks who can handle the Lunatic Left.

In Texas, we’d call that a town hall meeting. Dana, it’s a big job in a big country. Saddle up and take it!

I offered Dana White the press secretary job. Fighter, warrior, the whole deal. He’s bringing a few champions too, some from overseas, don’t care.

You want to handle the press in this country? Kid, I’ve been in the room after the Red Sox lose to the Yankees. Dana, take the job. And bring more guys.

Okay, so everyone’s threatening everyone with impeachment and prison and “lawfare at another level”? That is a lot of energy for one Saturday.

Maybe everybody takes a breath, goes for a hike and lets the courts do their thing. Ordering an investigation by social media post is, like, not the vibe.

Well, sounds like an awful lot of folks are upset with each other right now. Threatening letters aren’t very neighborly, whoever’s sending them.

But ordering the Justice Department around from your phone? That’s not how we’d go about it either. Out here we’d sit everybody down, put on a pot of coffee and let the judge figure it out.

Super intelligence? I’m for it, a hundred percent. Love it. Every state that wants it is gonna get rich, it’s gold. You know what else is gold in this town? A one-bedroom with a window.

And any state that says no? Foolish. I’d say it to their face, on Sixth Avenue, at rush hour. Let’s go, people, chop chop.

I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence, and in Texas a hundred percent means a hundred and ten. We’ve got the land, we’ve got the power plants and we’ve got the attitude.

Any state that wants to get rich can come on down. The ones that say no can watch us build it from their porch. Everything’s bigger here, data centers included.

Well, I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence, and the states that want it are going to be rich, rich as a Georgia peach in July. It’s pure gold.

Now, the states that say no, bless their hearts. They’ll come around. My grandmother always said you catch more investors with sweet tea than with name-calling, so I’ll only call them foolish the once.

So, I’m a hundred percent pro super intelligence. Honestly, it’s the future, and the states that lean in are going to be so abundant. Like, gold-level abundant.

The ones that say no? I don’t want to judge, but that’s a scarcity mindset. Very low-vibe. Kind of foolish, energetically.

Super intelligence, I’m for it. A hundred percent. States that want it get rich, end of story, it’s gold.

States that say no? Foolish. Wicked foolish. We’ve had super intelligence here since 1636, it’s called Harvard, so trust me, I know smart. And I know the other thing too.

Well, I’m pretty much a hundred percent for super intelligence, if that’s okay with everybody. The states that want it could do real well. It’s like gold, you know?

Now, the ones that say no, I wouldn’t call them foolish, exactly. I’d just say, “Oh, that’s an interesting choice,” and bring them a hotdish.

I wasn’t even on the ballot. And if I had been, we would’ve won so big you’d need a bigger map. Texas-sized. Bigger than Texas, and I don’t say that lightly around here.

Folks, a landslide is for amateurs. We’d have won a stampede. Thank you kindly for your attention to this matter.

I wasn’t on the ballot. If I was, we’d have won in a landslide. A wicked big one. Bigger than the ’04 comeback.

And don’t give me the polls. This town was arguing about taxes before there was a country to vote in. Thanks for your attention, now get outta the way, I’m double-parked.