The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the Department of Justice, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail for what they are doing. The Senate must act, and stop being pushed around to the point of the Republican Party losing Elections, and worse! Likewise, the DOJ and House of Representatives. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
The New York version
New York (United States)New York City
Satire
Somebody’s threatening donors? Okay. In New York, you get a threatening letter, you call a lawyer, you call the cops, and maybe you call your cousin. You don’t mail it to the President. He’s busy.
Also, “sleazebags”? Pal, around here that’s what we call the guy who takes up two seats on the subway. Let the courts sort it out.
In plain English
New York’s advice: if you are threatened, go to a lawyer and the police, not to the President.
And “sleazebag” barely counts as an insult in New York. Let the courts decide who did what.
As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
The New York version
New York (United States)New York City
Satire
Super intelligence? I’m for it, a hundred percent. Love it. Every state that wants it is gonna get rich, it’s gold. You know what else is gold in this town? A one-bedroom with a window.
And any state that says no? Foolish. I’d say it to their face, on Sixth Avenue, at rush hour. Let’s go, people, chop chop.
In plain English
He backs AI in a hurried New York way: it is “gold”, about as precious as an affordable Manhattan apartment.
And he calls the states that refuse foolish, loudly, in the middle of the street.