As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United States · The New York edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe New York version
New York (United States)
SatireSuper intelligence? I’m for it, a hundred percent. Love it. Every state that wants it is gonna get rich, it’s gold. You know what else is gold in this town? A one-bedroom with a window.
And any state that says no? Foolish. I’d say it to their face, on Sixth Avenue, at rush hour. Let’s go, people, chop chop.
In plain English
He backs AI in a hurried New York way: it is “gold”, about as precious as an affordable Manhattan apartment.
And he calls the states that refuse foolish, loudly, in the middle of the street.
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