Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

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Switzerland · The Genevois edition

Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The Genevois version

Genevois

Satire

La super-intelligence, de l’or ? Très bien. À Genève, on sait garder l’or : on a des coffres pour ça, et beaucoup de discrétion.

On organisera d’abord une conférence internationale sur son éthique, au bord du lac, avec quarante pays et un buffet. Ceux qui disent non auront un siège d’observateur.

Translate post

Super intelligence is gold? Very good. In Geneva we know how to look after gold: we have vaults for that, and plenty of discretion.

First we’ll hold an international conference on its ethics, by the lake, with forty countries and a buffet. Those who say no will get an observer seat.

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