As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
France · The Sud de la France edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Sud de la France version
Sud de la France
SatireOh peuchère, la super-intelligence ! C’est de l’or, je vous dis, de l’or en barre, de l’or comme le soleil sur le Vieux-Port !
Ceux qui disent non, ils sont fadas. Moi je l’installe tout de suite à côté du terrain de pétanque : comme ça, elle mesure qui a tiré le plus près.
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Oh my, super intelligence! It’s gold, I tell you, solid gold, gold like the sun on the Old Port!
Those who say no are nuts. I’m installing it right away next to the pétanque court, so it can settle who threw closest to the jack.
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