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    <title>Big Beautiful Flop</title>
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    <description>Making presidential statements presidential again.</description>
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      <title>The very stable genius</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2026 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Asked about his mental fitness, the President answered with his CV, a jab at Hillary Clinton and a new job title. We asked a real president, and a few cantons, to try again.</description>
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      <title>Covfefe</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Six words, one of which does not exist. The post stayed up for hours. A real president would have issued a correction; Fribourg and the Nord have other explanations.</description>
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      <title>Nobody knew health care could be so complicated</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2026 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A discovery announced to the nation’s governors, many of whom had known for some time. Neuchâtel and Lyon were not surprised either.</description>
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