As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
France · The Parisien edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
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Parisien
SatireLa super-intelligence ? Évidemment que je suis pour, je suis déjà super-intelligent, ça me fera de la compagnie.
Ceux qui disent non sont des idiots. Enfin, en province, je comprends : ils n’ont même pas la fibre.
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Super intelligence? Obviously I’m for it. I’m already super intelligent, it’ll keep me company.
Those who say no are idiots. Well, out in the provinces I get it: they don’t even have fibre broadband.
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