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The very stable genius
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….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
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Covfefe
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Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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Nobody knew health care could be so complicated
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Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.
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