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Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 7:01 AM ET

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As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The Vaudois version

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Alors moi, la super-intelligence, je suis pour. À cent pour cent. Bon, nonante pour cent. Faut voir.

Les cantons qui en veulent deviendront riches, paraît-il. C’est de l’or, qu’ils disent. Chez nous, l’or, on le met à la banque et on n’en parle pas.

Et ceux qui disent non, je dirais pas qu’ils sont bêtes. Je dirais qu’ils ont leurs raisons, ou bien ?

Translate post

Right, super intelligence: I’m for it. A hundred percent. Well, ninety. We’ll see.

The states that want it will get rich, apparently. It’s gold, they say. Round here, gold goes in the bank and nobody talks about it.

And the ones who say no, I wouldn’t call them stupid. I’d say they have their reasons, wouldn’t you?

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