As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
Switzerland · The Valaisan edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
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Valaisan
SatireAdieu ! La super-intelligence, c’est de l’or ? Nous, on a eu les barrages, puis l’or blanc, et maintenant ça.
Les gens d’en bas qui disent non, c’est leur affaire. Ici on dit oui, du moment qu’elle tient dans un mazot et qu’elle comprend le patois.
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Hello! Super intelligence is gold? We’ve had the dams, then the white gold of the ski slopes, and now this.
If the lowlanders say no, that’s their business. Up here we say yes, as long as it fits in an old granary and understands the local dialect.
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