Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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United States · The California edition

Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The California version

California (United States)

Satire

So, I’m a hundred percent pro super intelligence. Honestly, it’s the future, and the states that lean in are going to be so abundant. Like, gold-level abundant.

The ones that say no? I don’t want to judge, but that’s a scarcity mindset. Very low-vibe. Kind of foolish, energetically.

In plain English

He supports AI in the language of Californian self-help: states that “lean in” will know “abundance”.

Those who refuse have a “scarcity mindset”: a gentle, wellness-style way of calling them foolish.

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