As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Wales edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Wales version
Wales (United Kingdom)
SatireSuper intelligence, is it? I’m all for it, a hundred per cent. Lovely. Any place that wants it will get rich: it’s gold, like the Welsh gold in the royal wedding rings.
Them that say no are being a bit twp, mind. I’ll get it all sorted now in a minute.
In plain English
He warmly backs AI and compares it to Welsh gold.
Refusers are “twp” (a bit silly), and he will sort everything out “now in a minute”, which may or may not mean today.
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