As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Scotland edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Scotland version
Scotland (United Kingdom)
SatireA hundred per cent for super intelligence, me. Any place that wants it will be rolling in gold.
And anyone who says no is a numpty, plain and simple. We already invented half the modern world in Scotland: the telephone, the television, penicillin. I’m just finishing the job. You’re welcome.
In plain English
He’s fully for AI and promises gold to those who adopt it.
Refusers are “numpties” (Scottish for fools), and he reminds everyone how many inventions came from Scots.
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