Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The London version

London (United Kingdom)

Satire

I am, for the record, entirely in favour of super intelligence. One hundred per cent. Places that embrace it will become rather rich; it is, frankly, gold.

Those that say no are being foolish, though over here I’d put it more delicately: “brave choice”. Anyway, if it can explain the Tube map, it’s already cleverer than most of us.

In plain English

He backs AI in polished London English, and calls it gold.

Refusing it is foolish, but a Londoner would say “brave choice”, which means the same thing.

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