As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United States · The Texas edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Texas version
Texas (United States)
SatireI’m a hundred percent for super intelligence, and in Texas a hundred percent means a hundred and ten. We’ve got the land, we’ve got the power plants and we’ve got the attitude.
Any state that wants to get rich can come on down. The ones that say no can watch us build it from their porch. Everything’s bigger here, data centers included.
In plain English
Texas is all in on AI and believes it has the space, the electricity and the confidence to host it.
Other states are welcome to join; the ones that refuse will simply watch Texas do it first. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the data centers.
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