As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
France · The Ch’ti edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Ch’ti version
Ch’ti (France)
SatireEh biloute, la super-intelligence, j’suis pour, à chent pour chent ! Les régions qui la veulent, elles vont dev’nir riches : ch’est de l’or !
Ichi, on a eu l’or noir, le charbon, alors l’or, on connaît. Ceux qui disent non, ch’est des babaches. Allez, on l’installe à côté d’la baraque à frites, et ch’est la fête.
English version
Hey pal, I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence! The regions that want it will get rich: it’s gold!
Up here we had black gold, coal, so we know all about gold. The ones who say no are numpties. Come on, we’ll set it up next to the chip van, and it’s party time.
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