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The Diplomat · The French Diplomat

Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The French Diplomat

The French DiplomatA French President or a diplomat of the Quai d’Orsay

Satire

France welcomes the US President’s interest in artificial intelligence, a field in which French researchers and companies are among the best in the world. We share the conviction that these technologies will bring prosperity.

But France also believes that power only makes sense if it serves people. That is why, with our European partners, we stand for artificial intelligence that is both ambitious and regulated. As for those who hesitate, we do not call them foolish: we invite them to a summit in Paris, and we all come out with a joint declaration.

Version française

La France salue l’intérêt que porte le Président des États-Unis à l’intelligence artificielle, un domaine où nos chercheurs et nos entreprises comptent parmi les meilleurs au monde. Nous partageons la conviction que ces technologies seront une source de prospérité.

Mais la France croit aussi que la puissance n’a de sens que si elle sert l’humain. C’est pourquoi nous défendons, avec nos partenaires européens, une intelligence artificielle à la fois ambitieuse et encadrée. Quant à ceux qui hésitent, nous ne les traitons pas d’insensés : nous les invitons à un sommet à Paris, et nous en sortons avec une déclaration commune.

Lost in translation
  • Paris hosted the AI Action Summit in February 2025. It ended with a joint declaration on inclusive and sustainable AI, which the United States and the United Kingdom declined to sign.

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