As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
France · The Lyonnais edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
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Lyonnais (France)
SatireLes gones, la super-intelligence, je suis pour, à cent pour cent. Les villes qui en veulent deviendront riches : c’est de l’or.
Et l’intelligence des machines, c’est un peu un gone de chez nous : ici, on a inventé le cinéma et le métier à tisser à cartes perforées. Ceux qui disent non n’ont rien compris, comme un touriste perdu dans une traboule. On en reparle au bouchon.
English version
Guys, I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence. The cities that want it will get rich: it’s gold.
And machine intelligence is practically one of ours: we invented cinema here, and the punch-card loom. Those who say no haven’t understood a thing, like a tourist lost in the old town’s secret passageways. Let’s talk it over at the bistro.
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