Switzerland · The Fribourgeois edition

Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 7:01 AM ET

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The Fribourgeois version

Fribourgeois (Switzerland)Fribourg, La Gruyère

Satire

Salut les gaillards ! La super-intelligence, moi je suis pour. Cent pour cent. Les cantons qui la veulent vont devenir riches, c’est de l’or, je vous dis.

Bon, à Fribourg on est prudents. On l’essaiera d’abord d’un côté de la Sarine, et si ça marche, on lui apprendra l’allemand pour l’autre côté.

Et ceux qui disent non ? Pas de souci, ils viendront quand même à la Bénichon.

English version

Hey folks! Super intelligence: I’m for it. A hundred percent. The cantons that want it will get rich, it’s gold, I tell you.

Mind you, in Fribourg we’re careful. We’ll try it on one side of the river first, and if it works, we’ll teach it German for the other side.

And the ones who say no? No problem, they’ll still turn up for the harvest feast.

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