As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Yorkshire edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Yorkshire version
Yorkshire (United Kingdom)
SatireI’m for super intelligence. A hundred per cent. Any place that wants it will get rich: it’s gold.
Them that say no are daft, and I’ll tell them straight. Mind, before I sign owt, I’ll want to see the price. If it’s free, I’ll have two.
In plain English
He backs AI, plainly, the Yorkshire way.
Refusers are daft, and he says so to their face; but he won’t sign “owt” (anything) before he knows the price.
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