As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
France · The Breton edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Breton version
Breton (France)
SatireLa super-intelligence, je suis pour. À cent pour cent, même sous le crachin. Les régions qui en veulent deviendront riches : c’est de l’or.
Ceux qui disent non restent au port quand la mer est belle. Moi, je prends le large. Et si elle sait prévoir le temps de demain à Brest, je lui donne la Bretagne entière.
English version
I’m for super intelligence. A hundred percent, even in the drizzle. The regions that want it will get rich: it’s gold.
Those who say no stay in port when the sea is calm. Me, I’m heading out. And if it can forecast tomorrow’s weather in Brest, I’ll give it the whole of Brittany.
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