As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United States · The Midwest edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Midwest version
Midwest (United States)
SatireWell, I’m pretty much a hundred percent for super intelligence, if that’s okay with everybody. The states that want it could do real well. It’s like gold, you know?
Now, the ones that say no, I wouldn’t call them foolish, exactly. I’d just say, “Oh, that’s an interesting choice,” and bring them a hotdish.
In plain English
He supports AI, Midwestern style: modestly and checking it’s fine with everyone first.
He won’t call refusers foolish outright: “that’s an interesting choice” is as close as the Midwest gets to an insult, followed by a casserole.
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