As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Manchester edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Manchester version
Manchester (United Kingdom)
SatireI’m a hundred per cent for super intelligence, me. Cities that want it will be rolling in it. It’s gold.
And the ones saying no? Daft. Proper daft. We built the first stored-program computer here in 1948, so if anyone knows clever, it’s us.
In plain English
He’s all for AI: the cities that adopt it will be rolling in money.
Those that refuse are “daft”, and Manchester, home of the first stored-program computer, is happy to say so.
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