As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Liverpool edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Liverpool version
Liverpool (United Kingdom)
SatireSuper intelligence, lad? I’m all for it, a hundred per cent. Any city that wants it is gonna be minted. It’s gold.
And the ones saying no? Soft, that is. Proper soft. Last thing that made this city rich was four fellas with guitars, so if this can write a song half as good, I’ll have two.
In plain English
He’s fully for AI: the cities that adopt it will be “minted”, very rich.
Refusers are “soft”, Liverpool for foolish. And he’ll take two if it can write songs like the Beatles.
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