As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
The Diplomat · The British Diplomat
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe British Diplomat
The British Diplomat
SatireHis Majesty’s Government notes with interest the President’s enthusiasm for super intelligence, which we share, if perhaps at a slightly lower volume.
The potential benefits for prosperity are considerable, and we look forward to working with partners who wish to realise them. We would gently observe that those who choose a different course are rarely persuaded by being called foolish. In our experience, a cup of tea and a consultation paper go further.
What he really means
We agree with him, but he is shouting.
AI could make a lot of money and we would like some of it. Insulting people who disagree never works. We will do this slowly, with paperwork.
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