As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United States · The Boston edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Boston version
Boston (United States)
SatireSuper intelligence, I’m for it. A hundred percent. States that want it get rich, end of story, it’s gold.
States that say no? Foolish. Wicked foolish. We’ve had super intelligence here since 1636, it’s called Harvard, so trust me, I know smart. And I know the other thing too.
In plain English
He backs AI bluntly, Boston-style: it is gold, full stop.
Refusing states are “wicked foolish” (“wicked” means “very” in Boston), and as a city of great universities, Boston knows the difference.
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