Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The Swiss President

Super Intelligence is GOLD

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT

The Swiss President

The Swiss PresidentA President of the Swiss Confederation

Satire

The Federal Council is following developments in artificial intelligence with great attention. These technologies offer real opportunities for our economy, our research and our jobs.

As is our tradition, each canton will decide for itself, and the Confederation will support those that wish to move forward. In Switzerland, we do not consider those who prefer caution to be foolish: we consider them part of the conversation. Should the question become important enough, the people will have the last word.

Version française

Le Conseil fédéral suit avec une grande attention les développements de l’intelligence artificielle. Ces technologies offrent de réelles perspectives pour notre économie, notre recherche et nos emplois.

Comme le veut notre tradition, chaque canton décidera pour lui-même, et la Confédération soutiendra ceux qui souhaitent aller de l’avant. En Suisse, nous ne tenons pas pour insensés ceux qui préfèrent la prudence : nous les considérons comme des partenaires du dialogue. Si la question devient suffisamment importante, le peuple aura le dernier mot.

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