As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
Switzerland · The Neuchâtelois edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Neuchâtelois version
Neuchâtelois (Switzerland)
SatireLa super-intelligence, je suis pour, à cent pour cent. Les cantons qui en veulent deviendront riches : c’est de l’or.
On nous a déjà fait le coup avec la montre à quartz, je sais. Mais cette fois, c’est moi qui la remonte. Et ceux qui disent non ? Ils sont comme une montre arrêtée : ils ont raison deux fois par jour, pas plus.
English version
I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence. The cantons that want it will get rich: it’s gold.
We’ve been promised that before, with the quartz watch, I know. But this time, I’m the one winding it up. And those who say no? They’re like a stopped watch: right twice a day, and that’s it.
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