As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
United States · The Deep South edition
Super Intelligence is GOLD
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Deep South version
Deep South (United States)
SatireWell, I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence, and the states that want it are going to be rich, rich as a Georgia peach in July. It’s pure gold.
Now, the states that say no, bless their hearts. They’ll come around. My grandmother always said you catch more investors with sweet tea than with name-calling, so I’ll only call them foolish the once.
In plain English
He is fully for AI and promises riches to the states that adopt it.
“Bless their hearts” is the South’s polite way of calling someone foolish; he says it sweetly, then says it anyway.
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