United States · The Midwest edition

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 8 Nov 2026 · 11:01 AM ET

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The Midwest version

Midwest (United States)Minnesota, Ohio, Iowa

Satire

Well, I’ll be on 60 Minutes tonight, if anybody’s interested. I sure hope they show some of the good things we’ve done these past two years.

I don’t like to brag, but the first term went pretty darn well too. And if the folks in the Senate could lend a hand, why, we could get a whole lot done. No pressure.

In plain English

Midwestern modesty: he mentions the interview almost apologetically and hopes they’ll show a few good things.

He “doesn’t like to brag” (while bragging a little) and asks the Senate for help in the most polite way possible.

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