I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT
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Hopefully, they will show all the good things
Donald J. Trump
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SatireHis Majesty’s Government notes that the President will appear this evening on a respected American current affairs programme, and trusts that the exchange will be as illuminating as these occasions so often are.
We would observe, gently, that one rarely chooses which parts of an interview are broadcast. That, after all, is rather the point of a free press.
What he really means
He wants the programme to show only the good bits.
That is not how journalism works, and we think that is a good thing.
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