I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT
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Hopefully, they will show all the good things
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SatireCe soir, je passe à « 60 Minutes ». J’espère qu’ils montreront tout ce que j’ai fait de bien en deux ans, sans compter le premier mandat, qui était incroyable.
Bon, chez nous, une montre, on ne la juge pas sur ce que l’horloger en dit à la télé : on la porte quelques années, et on voit si elle retarde. Moi, je ne retarde jamais. Enfin, presque. Et si le Sénat me donne un coup de main, on fera des choses à faire tourner toutes les aiguilles.
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I’m on “60 Minutes” tonight. I hope they’ll show all the good things I’ve done in two years, not even counting the first term, which was incredible.
Mind you, round here we don’t judge a watch by what the watchmaker says about it on TV: we wear it for a few years and see whether it runs slow. Me, I never run slow. Well, hardly ever. And if the Senate gives me a hand, we’ll do things that make every hand on the dial spin.
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