Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The French Diplomat

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The French Diplomat

The French DiplomatA French President or a diplomat of the Quai d’Orsay

Satire

France welcomes every opportunity for a head of state to account for his record before a free press. An hour of questions on national television is a demanding exercise, and a healthy one for democracy.

We would only add, in friendship, that history tends to judge a record over decades rather than in a single broadcast, however well edited.

Version française

La France salue toute occasion donnée à un chef d’État de rendre compte de son action devant une presse libre. Une heure de questions à la télévision nationale est un exercice exigeant, et salutaire pour la démocratie.

Nous ajouterons seulement, en toute amitié, que l’Histoire juge un bilan sur des décennies plutôt qu’en une seule émission, si bien montée soit-elle.

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