I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT
United Kingdom · The Manchester edition
Hopefully, they will show all the good things
Donald J. Trump
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Manchester (United Kingdom)
SatireI’m on 60 Minutes tonight. Hopefully they show all the good bits of the last two years, and the first term, which was class, to be fair.
Mind, I know how telly works: you give them an hour and they keep the twelve minutes where you said something daft. So if the Senate could back me up, cheers, that’d be top.
In plain English
He hopes the interview shows his achievements, and calls his first term “class” (excellent, in Manchester English).
But he knows television editing keeps the embarrassing moments, so he asks the Senate to back him up.
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