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France · The Breton edition

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The Breton version

Breton (France)

Satire

Ce soir, je passe à « 60 Minutes ». J’espère qu’ils montreront le bon côté de deux ans de travail.

Ici, on dit qu’il faut attendre la fin de la marée pour voir ce que la mer a laissé sur la plage. Moi, je préfère qu’on regarde à marée haute. Et si le Sénat veut bien ramer avec moi, on ira loin, même par vent contraire.

English version

I’m on “60 Minutes” tonight. I hope they’ll show the good side of two years’ work.

Here we say you have to wait for the tide to go out to see what the sea has left on the beach. Personally, I’d rather they looked at high tide. And if the Senate is willing to row with me, we’ll go far, even against the wind.

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