I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT
United States · The California edition
Hopefully, they will show all the good things
Donald J. Trump
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SatireSo I’m doing 60 Minutes tonight. Hopefully they show all the good stuff from the past two years. Honestly, it’s been a whole journey. The first term? Incredible. Very on-brand.
If the Senate gets on board, we can totally manifest some unbelievable things. Let’s just keep the energy positive.
In plain English
He hopes the interview will be positive, calls his two years “a journey”, and says the first term was “on-brand”, in the language of Californian wellness and marketing.
With the Senate’s help, he wants to “manifest” big results: a Los Angeles way of saying “achieve”.
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