Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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United States · The California edition

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The California version

California (United States)

Satire

So I’m doing 60 Minutes tonight. Hopefully they show all the good stuff from the past two years. Honestly, it’s been a whole journey. The first term? Incredible. Very on-brand.

If the Senate gets on board, we can totally manifest some unbelievable things. Let’s just keep the energy positive.

In plain English

He hopes the interview will be positive, calls his two years “a journey”, and says the first term was “on-brand”, in the language of Californian wellness and marketing.

With the Senate’s help, he wants to “manifest” big results: a Los Angeles way of saying “achieve”.

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