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The Diplomat · The Swiss President

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The Swiss President

The Swiss PresidentA President of the Swiss Confederation

Satire

The Federal Council has taken note of this television interview.

In Switzerland, the President of the Confederation changes every year, which leaves little time for a two-year retrospective. Our record is set out in the Federal Council’s annual report to Parliament: several hundred pages, rarely broadcast in prime time.

Version française

Le Conseil fédéral prend acte de cette interview télévisée.

En Suisse, le président de la Confédération change chaque année, ce qui laisse peu de temps pour un bilan sur deux ans. Notre bilan figure dans le rapport de gestion annuel du Conseil fédéral au Parlement : plusieurs centaines de pages, rarement diffusées en prime time.

Lost in translation
  • The presidency of the Swiss Confederation rotates every year among the seven members of the Federal Council.

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