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France · The Lyonnais edition

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The Lyonnais version

Lyonnais (France)Lyon

Satire

Ce soir, je passe à « 60 Minutes ». J’espère qu’ils montreront tout le bon.

Mes deux ans, c’est comme un bouchon lyonnais : on vient pour la carte, on reste pour l’assiette. Et le premier mandat, c’était le tablier de sapeur : incroyable. Si le Sénat m’aide, je commande un deuxième pot, et là, les gones, ce sera inoubliable.

English version

I’m on “60 Minutes” tonight. I hope they’ll show all the good stuff.

My two years are like a Lyon bistro: you come for the menu, you stay for what’s on the plate. And the first term was the house speciality: incredible. If the Senate helps, I’ll order a second jug of wine, and then, guys, it’ll be unforgettable.

Lost in translation
  • A bouchon is a traditional Lyon bistro; the tablier de sapeur (breaded, fried tripe) is one of its classics, and a “pot” is the 46-centilitre bottle of house wine. “Gones” is Lyon slang for kids, or fellow Lyonnais.

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