Switzerland · The Fribourgeois edition

Hopefully, they will show all the good things

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 8 Nov 2026 · 11:01 AM ET

Original

I will be interviewed tonight on “60 Minutes.” Hopefully, they will show all the good things we’ve done over the past 2 years, not even including the First Term, which was incredible. If we get help from the Republican Senate, we can still do things that are unbelievable! President DJT

The Fribourgeois version

Fribourgeois (Switzerland)Fribourg, La Gruyère

Satire

Salut les gaillards ! Ce soir je passe à la télé, à « 60 Minutes ». J’espère qu’ils montreront tout le bon travail.

Chez nous, une heure, c’est juste le temps d’une fondue moitié-moitié. Et le meilleur, c’est à la fin : la religieuse, au fond du caquelon. Alors gardez le meilleur pour la fin, et demandez un coup de main au Sénat, comme on demande au voisin de passer le pain.

English version

Hey folks! I’m on TV tonight, on “60 Minutes”. I hope they’ll show all the good work.

Round here, an hour is just the time it takes to eat a fondue. And the best part comes last: the crispy crust of cheese at the bottom of the pot. So save the best for the end, and ask the Senate for a hand, the way you’d ask your neighbour to pass the bread.

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