The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the Department of Justice, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail for what they are doing. The Senate must act, and stop being pushed around to the point of the Republican Party losing Elections, and worse! Likewise, the DOJ and House of Representatives. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
The Deep South version
Deep South (United States)Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi
Satire
Well, if somebody’s sending ugly letters, that’s just bad manners, and we don’t hold with bad manners. Take it to the sheriff, honey.
But calling folks sleazebags and hollering “jail” before anybody’s had their day in court? My mama would’ve said that’s no way to talk. President or not.
In plain English
The South dislikes threats and bad manners, from either side: report threats to the police.
But calling people names and demanding prison before any trial is not how a well-raised person talks, even a president.
As President, I am 100% in favor of Super Intelligence (SI), and will work with the many States in the U.S. that want to become RICH by having them. They are GOLD, and only foolish leadership will say “NO” to the riches they bring! President DJT
The Deep South version
Deep South (United States)Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi
Satire
Well, I’m a hundred percent for super intelligence, and the states that want it are going to be rich, rich as a Georgia peach in July. It’s pure gold.
Now, the states that say no, bless their hearts. They’ll come around. My grandmother always said you catch more investors with sweet tea than with name-calling, so I’ll only call them foolish the once.
In plain English
He is fully for AI and promises riches to the states that adopt it.
“Bless their hearts” is the South’s polite way of calling someone foolish; he says it sweetly, then says it anyway.