Switzerland · The Genevois edition

Send them directly to me

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 7 Nov 2026 · 2:35 PM ET

Original

The threats being made by the Democrat Party against innocent Republican Donors and Party Members are absolutely unprecedented, and totally illegal. Please report them to the Department of Justice, IMMEDIATELY! If you would like, send them directly to me, your President. These SLEAZEBAGS should go to jail for what they are doing. The Senate must act, and stop being pushed around to the point of the Republican Party losing Elections, and worse! Likewise, the DOJ and House of Representatives. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Genevois version

Genevois (Switzerland)Geneva

Satire

À Genève, quand quelqu’un se sent menacé, il porte plainte auprès du Ministère public, et l’affaire suit son cours. Lentement, comme il se doit.

Lui propose qu’on lui envoie les lettres directement, à lui. C’est original. Nous, on a un Palais de justice et une Poste : deux bâtiments différents. On peut lui envoyer les deux adresses.

English version

In Geneva, when someone feels threatened, they file a complaint with the public prosecutor, and the case takes its course. Slowly, as it should.

He suggests sending the letters directly to him. That’s original. We have a courthouse and a post office: two different buildings. We can send him both addresses.

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