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The Diplomat · The Swiss President

We would have won in a landslide

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Swiss President

The Swiss PresidentA President of the Swiss Confederation

Satire

The Federal Council takes note of these elections.

In Switzerland, the members of the Federal Council are never on a ballot: they are elected by Parliament. The people, meanwhile, vote on the issues themselves, several times a year. Landslides are rare; we find this restful.

Version française

Le Conseil fédéral prend acte de ces élections.

En Suisse, les membres du Conseil fédéral ne figurent jamais sur un bulletin : ils sont élus par le Parlement. Le peuple, lui, vote directement sur les sujets, plusieurs fois par an. Les raz-de-marée y sont rares ; nous trouvons cela reposant.

Lost in translation
  • The seven members of the Swiss Federal Council are elected by the Federal Assembly; Swiss citizens vote on federal popular votes up to four times a year.

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