The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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Wales (United Kingdom)
SatireThe Fox News poll, always the worst, with insulting questions. Every one’s a hit job, and every answer is something you wouldn’t say in chapel.
Been going on for years, mind. Here we’d settle it properly: a male voice choir, four-part harmony, and the answer sung so loud nobody can hear the question. Tidy.
In plain English
He finds the poll’s questions insulting and the answer unfit for chapel, the Welsh nonconformist church at the heart of village life.
His solution: drown out the question with a Welsh male voice choir. “Tidy” is Welsh English for “good, sorted”.
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