The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
United States · The Deep South edition
Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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Deep South (United States)
SatireNow, I don’t like to speak ill of anybody, but the Fox News poll, bless its heart, is always the worst. Every question they ask is just plain ugly, and every answer is a word my mama would have washed out with soap.
This has been going on for years. A gentleman never holds a grudge. He just remembers everything, forever. More sweet tea?
In plain English
Southern politeness at its most dangerous: “bless its heart” sounds kind and means the opposite. He finds the questions “ugly” (rude) and the answer unprintable.
He claims not to hold grudges, while making it clear he forgets nothing, and offers you more iced tea.
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