The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Switzerland · The Genevois edition
Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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Genevois (Switzerland)
SatireLe sondage de Fox News, toujours le pire, avec des questions qui me vexent. Chaque question est un coup monté, et chaque réponse, c’est « des foutaises ! ». Et ça dure depuis des années.
Remarquez, à Genève, on a l’habitude des grandes conférences où chacun trouve les questions de l’autre insultantes. On en tire une déclaration finale de quarante pages, on la signe au bord du lac, et le soir tout le monde dîne ensemble. Moi, je veux bien signer : à condition qu’on supprime les questions.
English version
The Fox News poll, always the worst, with questions that offend me. Every question is a set-up, and every answer is “nonsense!”. And it’s been going on for years.
Mind you, in Geneva we’re used to big conferences where everyone finds the other side’s questions insulting. We turn it into a forty-page final declaration, sign it by the lake, and in the evening everyone has dinner together. I’m happy to sign: as long as they drop the questions.
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