Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The Swiss President

Every question is a hit job

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Swiss President

The Swiss PresidentA President of the Swiss Confederation

Satire

The Federal Council takes note of the President’s views on opinion polls.

In Switzerland, the people answer the real questions themselves, up to four times a year, in popular votes. The questions are sometimes long and difficult, and voters sometimes find them irritating. They answer anyway, and the Federal Council respects the answer, whatever it is.

Version française

Le Conseil fédéral prend acte de l’avis du Président sur les sondages d’opinion.

En Suisse, c’est le peuple qui répond lui-même aux vraies questions, jusqu’à quatre fois par an, lors des votations. Les questions sont parfois longues et difficiles, et les électeurs les trouvent parfois agaçantes. Ils répondent quand même, et le Conseil fédéral respecte la réponse, quelle qu’elle soit.

Lost in translation
  • Swiss federal popular votes take place on up to four set dates a year.

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