Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The British Diplomat

Every question is a hit job

Donald J. Trump

Original

The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The British Diplomat

The British Diplomat

Satire

His Majesty’s Government has noted the President’s views on the Fox News poll, and on the wording of its questions.

In Britain, too, polls are occasionally wrong, and politicians occasionally say so. It is customary, however, to wait until the results are in.

What he really means

He does not like the questions.

We suspect he has seen the answers.

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