Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The French Diplomat

Every question is a hit job

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The French Diplomat

The French DiplomatA French President or a diplomat of the Quai d’Orsay

Satire

France considers the freedom to ask questions, including uncomfortable ones, to be the very foundation of public debate.

We would gently add that in France, polls may not be published on the day before the vote or on polling day itself. The rule spares candidates a great deal of irritation, and voters a great deal of noise.

Version française

La France considère la liberté de poser des questions, y compris les plus dérangeantes, comme le fondement même du débat public.

Nous ajouterons, avec douceur, qu’en France, aucun sondage ne peut être publié la veille ni le jour du scrutin. Cette règle épargne aux candidats bien des agacements, et aux électeurs bien du bruit.

Lost in translation
  • French law forbids publishing or commenting on opinion polls on the day before an election and on polling day.

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