The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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SatireLe sondage de Fox News, toujours le pire, me pose des questions insultantes. Chaque question est un coup monté, et chaque réponse, c’est « n’importe quoi ! ». Ça dure depuis des années.
Chez nous, à la Bénichon, il y a un sondage tous les ans, avec une seule question : « Encore un peu de cuchaule avec la moutarde ? » Personne ne la trouve insultante, et tout le monde répond oui. Voilà un sondage sérieux. Fox News devrait venir voir comment on fait.
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The Fox News poll, always the worst, asks me insulting questions. Every question is a set-up, and every answer is “rubbish!”. It’s been going on for years.
Round here, at the Bénichon, there’s a poll every year, with just one question: “A bit more cuchaule with the mustard?” Nobody finds it insulting, and everybody says yes. Now that’s a serious poll. Fox News should come and see how it’s done.
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