The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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SatireThe Fox News poll, always the worst. The questions? Insulting. Every one’s a hit job, and every answer is a word I can’t repeat, and believe me, I’ve heard them all on the subway.
This has been going on for years. You want a real poll? Get in a cab. The driver will tell you what he thinks of everybody, for free, whether you asked or not.
In plain English
He calls the Fox News poll the worst and its questions insulting, and says the answer to every one is a word he would rather not repeat (New Yorkers have heard them all on the subway).
His idea of a real poll: a New York taxi driver, who gives his opinion on everything without being asked.
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